Holy Hand Grenade

10 Mar

Thy Foe Shall Snuff It!

[Holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch]

King Arthur: How does it… um… how does it work?

Sir Lancelot: I know not, my liege.

King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.

Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.

Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, “O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.” And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu…

Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother…

Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Brother Maynard: Amen.

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Holy Hand Grenade (Relic)

Fragmentation Grenade
Burst 2 square/hex of Explosive Damage
Damage 8d8

The Holy Hand Grenade is an extremely rare item… only 12 were known to have existed (one known as having been used).

The custodial clerics of these rare, holy weapons will only allow them to be used during sacred quests. Even then, only during the most dire circumstances,
as they are not a renewable item, their origin and method of creation long since lost.

To work most effectively, the Holy Hand Grenade must have the proper benediction prayed before it is tossed.

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